Wednesday, January 11

Rating

Hi I don't play LaTale anymore, but I know that people searching things about LaTale often wind up here thanks to google.

If you're someone who's considering playing LaTale then this is the post for you.

I played NaLT with OGPlanet for about 3 years-I've seen some shit.
I'm going to save you time and tell you what you're in for.






OGPlanet 7/10

There's often a "better than Nexon" feel, but honestly they're quite nearly the same. The company's nice, but they make the same mistakes over and over again taking on more than they can handle and then neglecting things that should be focused on. The events that they have most often are "Spend as much money as you can and win a prize!" ones and we all know how well that worked out for Aeria. I do like OGPlanet though.


LaTale GMs 2/10

Pay attention, this is where you'll get fucked.
The problem here is that most issues seem to be getting back to 1 GM in particular. This GM is often inflexible and unwilling to hear anything other than the sound of themselves typing. By this I mean, what they say is always final. No matter what happens to you or how much proof you have this GM almost happily dismisses you under the pretext of "Well, there's nothing I can do". Bullshit, you're job is to do things and there's nothing you can do?

Past GMs have been very helpful and I do have confidence in one of the ones still around, but the others-not so much. If you ever have a problem you should expect to get an automated vague help desk response with questionable English followed by disgruntled whispers if you manage to pin one of them down long enough to ask about the account that you're paying their company for because god forbid you want answers after giving them your lunch money and losing everything. GO AWAY CUSTOMER, YOU'RE HARASSING ME.


LaTale itself 8/10

You'll probably like it to be honest.
Gameplays pretty easy, UI lets you hide annoying things so the screen looks cleaner, screenshots come out nicely if you pick PNG which I know some games only leave you with shitty JPG only hmmmm skills look hot, you look hot, bosses can be a pain but arent so difficult that you're going super saiyan at your computer so yeah. Game itself is just fine.



LaTale Community 2/10

The problem here is that the community is very very small. Everyone knows each other. This means there's a ridiculous amount of drama and if you ever slip up and tell someone to kick rocks everyone will know within the week and you'll be treated as Satans spawn.

Super intense PVP players are usually the most dramatic often spamming several mics if someone either leaves their match early or refuses to stroke their ego about how great they are in pvp. If you even joke about a top pvp player not being good you should expect to be harassed everytime you enter the arena for at least a few months. Standard pvp "troll" response is usually something meme related. There's actually a pvper who launches into a rant about how you were probably ass raped by your 2 dads anytime you piss him off which is pretty neat-interesting set of fantasies that one has.

If you're someone who wants to just sit around talking those types are actually okay-the lazy population of LT is probably the nicest you'll find HOWEVER. BOYS. Please understand that like in any other game a lot of females arent actually females in real life. ALSO. LADIES. Please understand that when you send a boy nudes he will promptly send them to other people. If you're a girl who's sent someone a nude picture in LaTale there's a 90% chance I've seen it. Stop it lol.

OVERALL there are nice players and there are asshats. This is expected everywhere in life, however, it's more noticable in LaTale. If you can learn to drown people out this won't be an issue to you but if you're sensitive and don't like dealing with a lot of negatitivy this is not the game for you.





I don't recommend LaTale to anyone for now. I wish I could, but there's just too much that I can't ignore. The population seems to be getting worse-which if you say this they'll scamble around and throw charts at you 'proving' that LaTales doing better now than it ever was, but that's a bunch of sugar coated bullshit to coax you into thinking everything's okay.

People get banned left and right, then promply ignored and snapped at for daring to ask questions about it. Events are repetative and bland. Pvp contests are rigged? That's a rumor that's floating around, no idea about it though. Grinding gets boring because most want to go to the coliseum. Assholes are constantly allowed to get away with things because they spend ridiculous amounts of money therefore being harder to ban because the company would lose that income. And I won't even say anything about the GA system because then I'll have to deal with a whole nother kind of butthurt that I usually try to avoid. Neutral about it, but even being neutral is enough to get peoples panties in a twist isnt that right Mr.Status.

Save your money, go somewhere else. I don't think our version has much time left anyway, but we'll see!

As for me, I can't say that I've quit forever yet but I'm in no hurry to go back so I probably won't be around for quite a bit.

If anyone has any questions about LaTale now compared to how it used to be, about certain people and their past, or if you wanna call me a stupid bitchass fuck face rat just go here I check that rarely but you've got a better chance catching me there than here. Oops I forgot to say that the answers will show up here but you'll have to dig through my oddness to find them. Alright, see you!!




EDIT!! - Suggestion from Player that was around even longer than I was-
If you do choose to play LaTale all you really need from fashion shop is the ...water fairy or forest fairy pet lol idk I forgot the names ok. Basically, the ones that let you npc with them. With these pets alone you can farm infinate amounts of ely [which is in-game money] without having to buy astros to sell things and profit that way. Saves you loads and makes you rich. Easy, right!? OH WAIT BUT ONE THING If you have too much ely like I think the cap used to be 500mil? I don't know what it is now, but if you have too much your account gets banned. Soooo...keep important things on seperate accounts and also send ely to other accounts as well. OK GOODLUCK ☆ Read more here ☆

Monday, October 31

"Dance for me"

Hopefully no one pays attention to this post so that I can continue tricking people.





The best part of Amimaru is fart emot and so it began





Basically, ask someone if they have a dance emot-preferably a long one like crazy dance or bunny dance. When they say yes ask them to do it. When they do it? Fart. Because they cant run when they're still dancing.





JunkFood

It's much funner in a group by the way, if you can find others with fart I highly suggest group farts.





El Puta Romantically





Naiito


Also ambushed emirixyoo and diend, but didnt ss [Roman and Nai were afk at the time although we did HALF get nai later on] I love everyone we pooted on and I hope to poot on them again some day.


Aside from that nothing interesting happened other than changing our guild emblem hella times because I felt like it and it was hilarious to watch members QQ over ugly ones. POOP FOREVERRRRRRRR




PS HAY GURL HAAAAAAAAY



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Friday, October 28

Hi, because he is the best.

Since this GA thing is apparently a big deal this is who I'm rooting for.





Meilk's a great guy so yeah. Good luck Greenie
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME JUST GO I'LL BE FINE MEILK RUN ERRGHH !!!
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